Are you prepared for the Silent Riot of 2025? Imagine it as the world’s sneakiest revolution, like an invisible ninja flash mob in cyberspace. But really quiet except for the part where people won’t shut up.
Everyone is talking about it, even though it’s supposed to be silent.
This global, decentralized digital uprising is about sticking it to The Man (dRumpF!) without leaving their parents’ basements. No pitchforks, no megaphones, no sandwich boards or pink knit pussy hats, its just a bunch of liberal folks quietly plotting to mess with the system while sipping overpriced organic matcha from a Cambodian collective. Or maybe they are sitting in Starbucks, drinking a $7 frappuccino while complaining about corporate greed.
Picture this: Karen from Kansas and Diego from Dubai unite in their grand plan to “reclaim personal power.”
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